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MOVIES
CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY
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JOHNNY DEPP
PG
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STORY: A
ACTING: A+
DIRECTION: A
VISUALS: A+
ChAoTiC MOVIE GRADE: A+
AVERAGE CRITIC GRADE: B+
~ Let me get this straight....I wasn't looking forward to watching this movie. The only reason
I went to watch this was because my sister begged me to go with her. So I had no choice. This movie was EXCELLENT. Omg! It's
so not funny....I loved it. Johnny Depp was hilarious in this movie...and Charlie was the cuttest little boy ever. Johnny
Depp did a fantastic job in this movie and every child will enjoy this great movie. Families should definitely own this one.
Wow....everyone should watch this movie!
FANTASTIC FOUR
PREPARE FOR THE FANTASTIC.
JESSICA ALBA, CHRIS EVANS, IOAN GRUFFUDD
PG-13
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10+
STORY: B+
ACTING: A-
DIRECTION: B
VISUALS: A-
ChAoTiC MOVIE GRADE: B+
AVERAGE CRITIC GRADE: C
~ I was finally able to watch this movie in theaters during their last time showing it. Hmmm....it
was pretty good. I didn't like certain parts of the movie. One thing that really bothered me was the "cheezy" language. For
example, when Doctor Doom tells Invisible "Let's not fight", Invisible Woman then replied, "No, let's." I was like....'how
cheezy is that?" And there are more cheezy language too. Another thing, there aren't many fight scenes. Just the bridge part
and the end. The villian, Doctor Doom, dies an easy death....which I really do not like in movies. Overall, humor really got
me and I liked the fight scenes and the power the characters had. If you enjoy superhero movies, watch this.
LOVE COMES SOFTLY
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KATHERINE HIEGL
G
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10+
STORY: A
ACTING: A
DIRECTION: A
VISUALS: A
ChAoTiC MOVIE GRADE: A
AVERAGE CRITIC GRADE: A-
~ This was such a beautiful movie. I really liked it so much. It's a romantic drama about a
widow and a widower who come together to provide each other's needs. However, they end up falling in love and being together.
It's such a great movie....and I think if you love romance and drama...go for this one!
THE RING TWO
FEAR COMES FULL CIRCLE.
NAOMI WATTS, SIMON BAKER
PG-13
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10+
STORY: B
ACTING: A-
DIRECTION: B
VISUALS: A-
ChAoTiC MOVIE GRADE: B
AVERAGE CRITIC GRADE: C+
~ I must say, this was better than the first. However, it was almost like the first movie. Everything
they used was from the first movie...and they did take some elements from The Grudge. This movie was quite scarier too. Yikes!
I did close my eyes on the distubing images....since they are pretty freaky looking. If you enjoyed the first movie, watch
this. If you're a scarty-cat (like Esther *cough* *cough*), then stay away from this!
BECAUSE OF WINN-DIXIE
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ANNASOPHIA ROBB, JEFF DANIELS, ELLE FANNING, DAVE MATTHEWS
G
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STORY: B+
ACTING: A-
DIRECTION: B+
VISUALS: A-
ChAoTiC MOVIE GRADE: B+
AVERAGE CRITIC GRADE: B-
~ I watched this movie because my sister wanted to see it so bad....so we rented it. It was a cute little-kid
movie. For someone like me, this was a cheap kiddy movie that I'd sleep throughout. I didn't sleep throughout the movie....but
I was hoping for it to end sometime soon. It was a good movie...but I didn't enjoy it too much because of my age. My sister,
on the other hand, loved it so much. If I was about 8 years old, I'd probably love this movie.
HERBIE: FULLY LOADED
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LINDSAY LOHAN, JUSTIN LONG, MICHAEL KEATON
G
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STORY: A
ACTING: A
DIRECTION: A
VISUALS: A+
ChAoTiC MOVIE GRADE: A
AVERAGE CRITIC GRADE: B-
~ I loved this movie! It is definitely Lindsay's #1 movie and so much better than her nasty role in
Mean Girls. I enjoyed this movie soo very much and I will definitely buy this on DVD. The humor was great and the movie itself
was fantastic. I loved Herbie, the racecar....such a cool car. I really recommend this film....I really really do. It's really
on my list of excellent family films. Go see it! It will get you excited, break you heart later (it gets sad), and then put
it back together!
SAHARA
ADVENTURE HAS A NEW DESTINATION.
MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY, STEVE ZAHN, PENELOPE CRUZ
PG-13
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10+
STORY: A-
ACTING: A-
DIRECTION: A
VISUALS: A-
ChAoTiC MOVIE GRADE: A-
AVERAGE CRITIC GRADE: C+
~ I didn't expect this film to be this good! We bought the DVD because it takes place in Mali and Niger,
and we lived in Niger....so we wanted to see how it was. Plus, my family tends to enjoy these kinds of movies.....ACTION and
ADVENTURE. It's nuts! Anyway, I liked this film. My mom was laughing to death during the movie....and I enjoyed it as well.
The actors are really good and the humor is to the very top! I highly recommend it for Adventure fans....this is definitely
for you.
THE PERFECT MAN
NEVER SETTLE.
HILARY DUFF, HEATHER LOCKLEAR
PG
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10+
STORY: B+
ACTING: B+
DIRECTION: B+
VISUALS: B+
ChAoTiC MOVIE GRADE: B+
AVERAGE CRITIC GRADE: C-
~This was really a good movie! Hilary Duff makes better movies everytime! I really enjoyed this one...it
was good. I didn't expect much from this movie....but it turned out to be catchy, humourous, and extremely cute. I loved
the whole "the perfect man is out there" theme. I highly recommend this movie for teenagers who love romantic comedies....and
of course, Hilary Duff fans, like myself. This was really good!
MISS CONGENIALITY 2: ARMED AND FABULOUS
SHE'S BACK. ARMED AND FABULOUS.
SANDRA BULLOCK, REGINA KING
PG-13
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10+
STORY: B-
ACTING: B
DIRECTION: B-
VISUALS: B-
OVERALL MOVIE GRADE: B-
AVERAGE CRITIC GRADE: C
~ I wasn't too disappointed....but I wasn't overwhelmed with pleasure either. The original
was somewhat a little better...but this wasn't too bad. They're tied, you could say, but the original is just a bit better.
There is quite enough humor. The only thing I found lacking was....is just it's lacking something....the "thing". It's lacking
the "thing", the sparks.
ICE PRINCESS
BIG THINGS HAPPEN TO THOSE WHO DREAM BIG.
MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG, JOAN CUSACK, KIM CATTRALL, HAYDEN PANETTIERE
G
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STORY: B
ACTING: B+
DIRECTION: B
VISUALS: B+
OVERALL MOVIE GRADE: B
AVERAGE CRITIC GRADE: B-
~Pretty good! I wasn't really going to watch this movie since I'm not too interested in
ice skating. But my dad bought it for us, so I watched it. Not that bad! Trachtenberg did pretty well in this movie, as well
as Panettiere. The skating was beautiful, along with the music and the costumes. Also, I highly recommend the soundtrack!
I should buy it myself! lol.
HIDE AND SEEK
COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE
ROBERT DENIRO, DAKOTA FANNING
R
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10+
STORY: B+
ACTING: A
DIRECTION: B+
VISUALS: A
OVERALL MOVIE GRADE: A-
AVERAGE CRITIC GRADE: C-
~I was dying to watch this movie. Finally, we were able to rent it. It was great. Some
scenes were quite freaky...and quite jumpy as well. Dakota Fanning did another spectacular job in this movie, as well as Robert
DeNiro. The ending was soo unexpected..and I did hope it wasn't that ending...but it still fit. For thriller fans, I highly
recommend this one.
GUESS WHO
SOME IN-LAWS WERE MADE TO BE BROKEN.
ASHTON KUTCHER, BERNIE MAC
PG-13
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10+
STORY: B-
ACTING: B+
DIRECTION: B-
VISUALS: B
ChAoTiC MOVIE GRADE: B-
AVERAGE CRITIC GRADE: B-
~This is another movie that was missing the "thing". I don't know what to call it...it
just kind dragged you on. The movie got boring....and boring....and I was hoping for the ending of the movie. I wanted to
watch it very badly tho! Humor was great and Ashton was fabulous. For those Ashton fans, this is for you! If you don't like
Ashton....then skip this one.
CURSED
WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER.
CHRISTINA RICCI, JAMES BROLIN
PG-13
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10+
STORY: A-
ACTING: A-
DIRECTION: A-
VISUALS: A
ChAoTiC MOVIE GRADE: A-
AVERAGE CRITIC GRADE: C
~This movie was pretty good! The ending was twisted...which totally was unexpected.
The good guys were bad....and bad were actually good...in some cases though. I recommend this movie for horror and monster
(werewolf) fans. There are some freaky scenes and the werewolves were scary themselves. Good movie!
STEALTH
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JOSH LUCAS, JESSICA BIEL, JAMIE FOXX
PG-13
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10+
STORY: A-
ACTING: A
DIRECTION: A-
VISUALS: A
OVERALL MOVIE GRADE: A-
AVERAGE CRITIC GRADE: D+
~I must say, the critics were pretty harsh with this movie. I found this movie rather enjoying. There
were scenes that kept me on the edge of my seat. I would say, that the critics already had their minds made up about
the movie before they watched this great movie. Don't listen to this critics....but instead listen to your peers. This movie
deserves the grade I gave it. I liked this movie very much....and I will buy it on DVD.
THE PACIFIER
PREPARE FOR BOTTLE.
VIN DIESEL, LAUREN GRAHAM, BRITTANY SNOW, FAITH FORD
PG
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10+
STORY: B+
ACTING: B+
DIRECTION: B
VISUALS: B+
OVERALL MOVIE GRADE: B+
AVERAGE CRITIC GRADE: C-
~This movie was good. There was some of its own humor, and the enjoyable moments. This is a cute, family
movie. If you're one of those Disney movie fans....or the family movies, you'll want to grab this one!
CONSTANTINE
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KEANU REEVES
R
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10+
STORY: F
ACTING: A-
DIRECTION: F
VISUALS: C+
ChAoTiC MOVIE GRADE: F
AVERAGE CRITIC GRADE: C+
~Not a good movie! I hated this movie....and I hope you don't even begin to watch this movie. This was
a total mistake! Forget this movie. I am serious.
THE WEDDING DATE
LOVE DOESN'T COME CHEAP.
DEBRA MESSING, DERMOT MULRONEY
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10+
STORY: B+
ACTING: B+
DIRECTION: B+
VISUALS: B
OVERALL MOVIE GRADE: B+
AVERAGE CRITIC GRADE: C-
~I really wanted to watch this movie, and I finally got the chance to in the airplane
on the way to Germany. It was great! It's a cute, romatic comedy. I enjoy romantic comedies very much, and I also like Debra
Messing. This movie is recommended for those who enjoy romance and comedy together. It's really cute and sweet!
MADAGASCAR
SOMEONE'S GOT A ZOO LOOSE.
BEN STILLER, CHRIS ROCK, JADA PINKETT-SMITH
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
STORY: B+
ACTING: B+
DIRECTION: B+
VISUALS: A
OVERALL MOVIE GRADE: B+
AVERAGE CRITIC GRADE: B-
~This was another one of those movies I wasn't too interested in to watch. I didn't even
go see it at the theaters even though my sister bugged me to. But, I let in and watched in the airplane as well. Very good!
It was soo funny and the acting was great. Although it's an animation, it was cute and funny. Very recommended!
BE COOL
EVERYONE IS WAITING FOR THE NEXT BIG HIT.
JOHN TRAVOLTA, UMA THURMAN, CHRISTINA MILIAN
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
STORY: B+
ACTING: B+
DIRECTION: B+
VISUALS: B+
OVERALL MOVIE GRADE: B+
AVERAGE CRITIC GRADE: C
~I never actually thought about watching this movie, but I was really bored
in the airplane so I let in. Very good, actually! I was impressed with it. I didn't expect much from it, and I seriously thought
I would fall asleep. Christina Milian was great in this film. This movie is recommended. It's very thrilling...it's considered
a thriller...but it's hilarious as well.
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ALEXANDER
FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD
COLIN FARRELL, ANGELINA JOLIE, ANTHONY HOPKINS, ROSARIA DAWSON, VAL KILMER
R
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10+
STORY: C
ACTING: A
DIRECTION: D+
VISUALS: B-
OVERALL MOVIE GRADE: C
AVERAGE CRITIC GRADE: C-
THE ISLAND
PLAN YOUR ESCAPE.
EWAN McGREGOR, SCARLETT JOHANSSON
PG-13
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10+
STORY: A+
ACTING: A+
DIRECTION: A
VISUALS: A+
OVERALL MOVIE GRADE: A+
AVERAGE CRITIC GRADE: C+
WAR OF THE WORLDS
THEY'RE ALREADY HERE.
TOM CRUISE, DAKOTA FANNING
PG-13
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10+
STORY: B
ACTING: A
DIRECTION: B-
VISUALS: A+
OVERALL MOVIE GRADE: B
AVERAGE CRITIC GRADE: B
BATMAN BEGINS
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CHRISTIAN BALE, KATIE HOLMES
PG-13
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10+
STORY: A+
ACTING: A+
DIRECTION: A+
VISUALS: A+
OVERALL MOVIE GRADE: A+
AVERAGE CRITIC GRADE: B+
MR. AND MRS. SMITH
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BRAD PITT, ANGELINA JOLIE, ADAM BRODY
PG-13
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10+
STORY: A
ACTING: A
DIRECTION: A-
VISUALS: A
ChAoTiC MOVIE GRADE: A
AVERAGE CRITIC GRADE: C+
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